what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
