Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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