I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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