U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
