oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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