In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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