Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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