the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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