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I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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