I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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