some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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