Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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