franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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