what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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