id be glad to
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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