i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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