ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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