that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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