stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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