I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I came so hard my ears popped.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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