Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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