he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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