Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
