So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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