the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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