the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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