just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
