I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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