question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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