we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
