hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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