last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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