I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I touched a dick in church today
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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