hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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