we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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