yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
