But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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