unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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