Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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