What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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