HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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