Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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