Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
he just fucked me for my cheese.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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