doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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