apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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