how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm bleeding and have questions
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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