What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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