Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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