Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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