Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
