Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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